#Thorin Oakenshield Lives
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To Erebor - Part 5
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Summary: Transported to Middle Earth, you must Join Thorin Oakenshield's Company as they travel to reclaim Erebor! OR: My take on the classic 'modern girl in Middle Earth' troupe. This is the second installment, so we are following the second movie of The Hobbit trilogy, and falling deeper in love with Kili on the way! This is the second part for the second movie.
Tags: Kili / Reader, Reader-Insert, Slow Burn, Modern Character in Middle Earth, During The Hobbit, How Do I Tag, Canon-Typical Violence, KĂli Is a Little Shit (Tolkien), implied soulmates, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Freeform, light smut, it's really just a brief description nothing too graphic but i certianly wouldn't want to be caught reading it, Holding Hands, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Protective Thorin Oakenshield Company Members, Dwalin & Thorin Oakenshield Friendship, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Where In Middle-Earth Is Gandalf?, Hair Braiding, Dwarf Courting, My First Tumblr Fic, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, FĂli & KĂli & Thorin Live, Thorin Oakenshield Lives, FĂli Lives (Tolkien), KĂli Lives (Tolkien), sword fight training, kili is a big ole softy and i love him so much for it, tags tbd tbh lol
Word Count: 4,758
A/N: OMG!! I graduated! I got a job! I finally edited this part! I'm so tired y'all, I'm writing this author note at like midnight lol. ~AnywhoOOo~ I hope you enjoy! let me know if you'd like to join the tag list to be directly notified of chapter updates! <3
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You woke to the usual clanging of pots and pans as breakfast was being cooked. Kiliâs hand was still on your waist and his arm was still your pillow, though you were sure itâd gone numb in the night. You gently placed your hand on his cheek and tenderly ran your thumb over his delicate cheek bone. He looked so handsome sleeping beside you, it made you smile like a giddy little schoolgirl. You regretted having to remove yourself from his warm embrace, but you had to start packing your things and getting ready for the day. A much easier task now that you didnât have to worry about your hair. When you were finished and your bag was neatly packed, you woke Kili.
He stretched his arms above his head then his eyes popped open, âGood morning!â, he sat up energized and ready to conquer the day.
âGood morning!â You replied with a kind smile, ever impressed by his liveliness in the mornings, âStart packing, Bomburâs almost finished breakfast.â
He shuffled about beside you while you worked on the last half of your bracelet, waiting for breakfast.
The porridge was the usual white sludge meant for nutrients, not flavor. You rinsed the dishes in the river with Kiliâs animated storytelling as you usually did after meals. Thorin had the company moving out when you returned.
The dayâs walk was very scenic, mostly idyllic forests with little rivers, where the lighting truly brought it all together. You walked between Kili and Fili so they could give you the basic run-down of sword handling and bowmanship.
By the end of midday, the company was on the border of the forest and a field. Thorin decided to make camp there and told Gloin to make the fire while Nori, Bifur, and Oin set traps in the forest to restock the reserves or something, you werenât listening, too focused on Kiliâs hand in yours as he led you somewhere.
The extra sparkle in his gorgeous brown eyes told you he was very excited to teach you about archery. As the resident Archer, no one (his brother) could compete for your attention by correcting him. He was also excited to watch you use his bow and his arrows; an honor bestowed upon an extremely select group.
Kili was very protective of his bows, not just because of the time it takes to make such an incredibly valuable weapon, but because one time in his youth he worked for weeks carving a brand-new bow from solid wood, making the string by hand, and engraving runic talismans into the handle. He worked very hard on that bow; Only to have one of his snot-nosed neighbors snatch it from him while they were playing and accidentally snap it in half after a misstep. Kili was furious, absolutely inconsolable. Fili had to drag him from the scene of the crime to the forest just behind their family house, so he didnât hunt the kid down and destroy him. He didnât say anything to Fili, just cursed and milled about the clearing in frustration. At first, his brother didnât know what he was doing, concerned he was setting a malicious trap for the offending child (such a spiteful trap was almost sprung after another incident of the same nature); but as Fili silently watched, out of armâs punching reach of course, he realized his brother was just looking for a piece of wood to make a new bow. Fili built a fire to keep the chill of the setting sun at bay, not wanting to abandon his brother to the coming night. He watched the younger mumble curses in dwarfish as he whittled the wood seemingly in his own little world. Kili hadnât really taken notice of the fire his brother built despite using its light and occasionally throwing more wood on out of habit while he stayed up all night to make the string and engrave the handle. Their mother, Dis, saw them through the window in the back door in the middle of the night. Fili was sitting on the ground, relaxed, leaning against a tree while he watched his brother on the other side of the blazing fire, Kili was sitting on a rock hunched over his bow as it came together. Dis knew from that moment Fili would always look after his little brother, or at the very least try his best. The craftsmanship of the bow he made that night was nowhere near his previous bow, but it could still shoot the straightest arrow in the village. It would do till he grew again and needed a bigger one.
Kili brought you a few yards away from the camp, out of ear shot but not out of sight. After the crash course in archery during the dayâs walk, you were as prepared as you could be. And excited as ever. Kili carved a target into the trunk of a tree with his dagger, not worried about losing misfired arrows in the underbrush because the fletching on the end of all his arrows were bright yellow.
He situated you both at a reasonable distance from the target and demonstrated again how to place your fingers on the string and what position to be in when you pull the string back. When he handed you the bow you were not expecting it to be as heavy as it was. Without an arrow, you tried to pull the string back like he showed but you couldnât move it. You looked at Kili.
âJust pull it back Y/N.â He encouraged, with a proud little smile.
âI am, Kee,â you said still straining to pull it. It wouldnât budge. He thought for a moment, trying to figure out what could be wrongâAh! He got it!
âHere, let me help.â He came up and stood behind you. âThe draw weight for my bow must be too high for you,â he said into your ear, his low hushed tone not going unnoticed as he got into position. He shuffled his legs behind yours and placed his hand below yours on the handle and his fingers above and below your slimmer, softer ones on the string. They were much stronger and much thicker than yours. Two of your fingers were the same width as one of his, a thought that quickly had you blushing. The irresistible mental image of moaning out for him while being deliciously stretched around his capable digits as he cooed praises, was nearly too much. You thanked god he was behind you and couldnât see your bright red face.
He let you do most of the work pulling the bowstring to allow you to get a feel for the mechanics and amount of potential energy the movement created.
âAndâŠâ he made sure you were ready, âRelease.â
You both let go of the string at the same time.
âPerfect! Now letâs try it with an arrowâ He got one from the quiver on his back and handed it to you.
You nocked the arrow like he taught you then got into position. He helped you pull the string back like before, allowing you to control the aim.
âReadyâŠâ You said to him this time, âRelease!â
The arrow flew across the field and landed smack in the middle of the bullseye.
âNo way,â Kili said in complete disbelief. You both went over to inspect the target. Sure enough, the arrow was deep in the carved center circle of the tree.
âThatâs amazing Y/N!â He turned to you with the biggest smile youâd ever seen. You were as happy as him, jumping up and down excitedly.
âI want to try again!â You walked over to your previous spot and lined yourself up, waiting for him to join you. He chuckled at your enthusiasm and grabbed another arrow on the way over. You repeated the process like a practiced dance, enjoying more than anything that he was your partner. He allowed you to aim again, but this time the arrow didnât hit its mark or the tree at all; It planted itself firmly into the leaf-covered underbrush.
âAwe,â you pouted, âI rushed, next time Iâll take my time.â You went to grab another arrow from his quiver, accidentally getting your face in his. For a moment, you could feel the heat of his lips and his breath tumbling over onto your own in a near ragged pant.
When you backed away you both politely laughed it off, though you could have sworn he leaned closer to you in that brief moment.
You shot all the arrows he had in his quiver. A handful hit the target, and a few even got close to the bullseye, but none hit the center like the first. Being a good coach, he encouraged and teased when the time was right. Â
Once again in your own little world, it was like nothing mattered except him. His radiant smile, his contagious laughter, his excitability; it was all consuming. As the day wore on, your arms got tired, and you were ready for a break. You helped him collect the arrows in and around the tree, so he could show off for a bit like boys do for pretty girls. He did trick shots and action shots and even pinned the pinecone you threw for him to the tree. His skills were very impressive. Your return to the camp was met with impressed exclamations.
âWas that a bullseye on the first shot?!â Bofur asked, having seen the miracle even from the other side of the camp.
âAye!â You said excitedly, proud of your accomplishment. You didnât even realize that you were beginning to use their dialect.
âGood job lass!â Oin said, along with the others happily celebrating with you.
After all that training, you were hungry for a snack. You rummaged through your bag in search of the grapes you had foraged with Bilbo the day before. They werenât in your bag where you left them, carefully wrapped in your old T-shirt.
âThey couldnât have fallen outâ you thought as you scanned the camp for the thief, already having an idea of the culprit. You stopped when your eyes fell on Kili across the camp, leaning against a tree with a shit-eating grin as he popped a grape into his mouth.
You were livid. It was a total invasion of your only private property: your bag, and you felt extremely violated.
You couldnât say anything to the offending dwarf or even look at him in fear of your rage exploding onto him. Your anger evident from your expression, the camp fell silent as you walked to Kili.
That feeling in Kiliâs chest sunk to his boots when he saw how angry you were; he knew heâd gone too far. You snatched the grapes from his hand and walked (stomped) into the field beyond the camp.
âY/N waitââ he tried to follow you into the field.
âNOT NOW KILIâ you snapped at him over your shoulder in a tone he didnât quite think you were capable of. He stopped in his tracks at your tone, the same one his mother used when she was very cross with him. The other members of the company who heard the commotion snickered at Kiliâs self-inflicted misfortune.
You sat in the field, soaking up the sunshine and eating your grapes while you calmed down. Kili moped around camp like an abandoned puppy; it was quite a pitiful sight.
When you finished your snack, you took a few deep breaths to get the anger from your system and allow your thoughts to come together to properly explain to Kili why you were so mad. The youngest Durin hesitantly joined you in the field when he saw you were done with your grapes, his footfalls crunching the grass beneath him alerting you to his presence. He sat next to you clearly a little nervous by how he picked at the grass.
âIâm sorry,â he said, looking at the ground. âIt was just supposed to be a joke, honest,â
âJoke or not, Kili Durin, you shouldnât have gone through my stuff!â You wanted to make sure he understood how unhappy his actions made you. He cringed at his full name. âYou violated the only sliver of privacy I have out here!â
âSorry, Y/N,â he said in a regretful voice youâd never heard from him before. âI shouldnât have gone through your bag.â
You sighed and looked over at him. âI forgive you Kee,â You took another deep breath, satisfied heâd learned his lesson, âJust donât do it again, ok?â
He smiled, happy to be back on good terms with you, âI wonât, I promiseâ. You smiled too, his infectious charm melting what little remained of your anger. You gave him a hug, knowing you both needed physical reassurance.
He sat with you in the field for a while, content to stay in comfortable silence. Youâd been eyeing a beautiful patch of flowers a few feet away since youâd sat down. You shifted so you were laying on your stomach to get a closer look at their vibrant hues and decided you wanted to use them, but how? Kili moved next to you, mirroring our position, to see what you were looking at. Then inspiration struck.
âIâll braid them into your hair!â You said excitedly. He gave you a look of surprised confusion.
âWhat?! No!â he was immediately against the idea and even backed away from you as if youâd jump on him any second like his brother might. âWhy donât I put them in your hair instead? Theyâd look much better on you.â He desperately tried to come up with a reason to avoid the inevitable onslaught of mocking heâd have to endure if he agreed to your plan.
You brought yourself to a kneel so you could look him dead in the eyes with a blank expression, âPussy,â you said.
He scoffed and got all huffy and puffy, âI am not a pussy!â He said defensively, his cute accent got thicker when he was flustered, it made it so hard to take him seriously, âI just think the flowers would make you even more beautiful than you already are.â
You blushed deeply at his words and looked away from his charming little smile to keep your thoughts from a more baser mindset and to think over his offer. He started twirling the end of one of the braids heâd done the night before between his fingers. It was a sweet and absentminded motion, to which you relented with a sigh, âAlright, but you have to teach me how to use a sword after.â
âDeal!â He gave a hearty nod. You got your hair stuff from your bag and your bracelet to work on and hopefully finish while Kili did your hair. You picked the prettiest flowers and put them in the extra fabric of your shirt like a delicate basket. He dragged over a stone to sit on and got to work undoing the braids and brushing your hair out.
You didnât realize how tight heâd made the braids till the tension was released from your scalp. You sighed in pleasured relief as he moved your hair around with the brush. That sound immediately pricked his ears.
âDoes that feel good, princess?â He looked down at you and smiled as he massaged the sore parts of your head. You were too lost in the feeling his skilled hands were creating to react to the pet name.
Once he massaged the soreness away, he parted your hair and began braiding. Kili had a vision of what he wanted to do to your hair. He wanted a thick band like a crown around the top of your head and four small thin braids scattered across the rest of your loose unbraided hair.
You were on an entirely different plane of existence. You felt so calm and relaxed and taken care of with his undivided attention, it was like nothing youâd ever felt before. His tranquil voice when he asked for a flower every now and then was the only thing you could hear. It felt like you were floating, your body sun warmed and peaceful.
When Kili was putting on the finishing touches, Fili came and joined you in the field to see what you both were doing, sadly pulling you from your lovely state of mind.
âKili wouldnât let me put flowers in his hair.â You pouted after the older brother inquired about your change in hairstyle.
âEven after he rummaged through your bag!â Fili feigned offense on your behalf with a smirk as he laid on his side in front of you both propped up on his elbow.
âShut up, Filiâ Kili huffed, ashamed of his previous actions, as he carded his fingers through your loose hair to make sure it was laying properly.
âAwe, Kiwiâs embawwassed,â you said in a baby-talk voice, making you and Fili laugh a little.
Kili stopped combing his fingers through your hair and tangled them in the loose hair at the back of your head. He pulled your head down to make you look up at him looming over you. He was about to say something, but the inadvertent dominating gesture caused an involuntary moan to slip past your lips, stalling any thoughts he tried to voice.
You were both stuck in that trance for just a moment, yet it took an eternity to pass. He was unable to look away from your pleasure pinched eyebrows and slightly parted panting lips. You were captivated by his handsome blushing features and the fire in his eyes. You wanted so desperately to kiss him, to meet his lips in heated passion.
âGood gods you two,â Fili rolled his eyes. His sudden interruption snapped Kili back to reality so he could release your hair. âGet a room,â Fili finished his statement.
âShut up, Fili,â you both said in unison with faces equally ablaze and eyes cast anywhere but at each other. The elder just looked at you two and laughed to himself, he knew at that moment you were both madly in love.
âHereâs your brush, Y/N.â Kili handed it to you, wanting to change the subject.
âYes, thank youâ You took it from him and hastily returned your bag to camp. You met Kili back in the field for sword training. His brother was still there passively observing (waiting till he had to step in to correct the younger as this was not Kiliâs area of expertise).
Bilbo allowed you to borrow his sword so you could get an idea of what a properly fitted one felt like without your wrists being torn to shreds by the other much heavier swords of the company. Kili walked you through basic moves and positions to teach you how to make your weapon like an extension of your own body. When he tried to speed up the movements and have you come at him in mock battle, you faltered and messed up the arrangement of poses.
When this happened, Fili of course would step in with a simplified version to help you. Before long, you had an audience, and the watchful eyes and extensive fighting prowess of Thorin and Dwalin. Kili was no longer the teacher but the sentient-sparing mannequin. The sequence of positions and movements became longer the more you worked at it. It felt amazing to be capable of so much. You knew it was just choreography, but it made you better now than you were before.
You were beginning to sweat under your thick tunic. The physical exertion was getting to Kili as well. When you took a water break you removed your shirt, the coffee brown padded camisole you wore underneath being far more breathable, but much tighter than your usual outerwear. It left hardly anything to the imagination.
Your less-dressed return to the now-stamped-down grass of the makeshift training area was met with impressed exclamations, wolf whistles, and light applause. You blushed and pretended to be a fashion model at the end of a runway. They found it very amusing.
Kili came back wondering what the commotion was about.
He saw you waiting for him. You hadnât noticed him approaching yet, too busy putting on a silly little show. He loved seeing you like this, confident and carefree, not worrying about how you looked and focusing on something that was far more rewarding: having fun. He used the few seconds you were distracted to admire you. Your half up half down hair heâd just braided and styled, was blowing softly in the wind, and your short unruly baby hairs were matted to your sweaty forehead framing your face. Your camisole highlighted the alluring curve from your ribs to your hips. The hem of the fabric was ridding up on your waist, revealing just a sliver of your lower tummy. Your pants kept where they were, hugging tight to your thighs and bottom.
âTwo can play that gameâ Kili thought, not even trying to hide his mischievous smile. He took his shirt off and threw it in his bag.
You looked up and saw him coming to meet you. The long bangs that framed his face were clinging to it now from his perspiration. He was smirking, knowing he caught you slightly off guard. His prominent pectoral muscles bled into his strong thick arms. His waist tapered at his hips where his pants were beginning to ride low, revealing his defined adonis belt in its retreat. He exuded power as he walked towards you with his arms out a bit from his side, and his palms facing you, as if he were challenging you.
âOhho, itâs serious now, is it?â you said over a light chuckle, feigning being taken aback by his friendly challenge.
âOh, it sure is.â He returned your light laugh and with a smug expression he tapped his sword against yours where it hung at your side. He knew he was flustering you. He could see it in the deepened flush that colored your cheeks and how your thumb picked at the leather-covered hilt of your sword.
You had to bite the inside of your lip rather hard to keep your eyes above his exposed shoulders. It had been so long since youâd felt so physically and mentally attracted to someone. The way he was looking at you made your panties dampen at the scandalous thoughts that his honeyed chocolate eyes made race through your head.
If Thorin hadnât said, âReady positionsâ, in that barking tone of his, youâd have jumped Kiliâs bones and rode him off into the sunset.
You both got into the starting positions you preferred. Thorin shouted âCommenceâ in Dwarfish. Kili came at you with harsh blows, which you perfectly countered like youâd been taught. You were able to quickly move yourself, so you were standing at his side. You took the opening and swung for his exposed ribs, but he easily blocked your attack. You pressed your blade against his to force him back and give up some ground. He stood steadfast in his heavy boots, however, and pushed back against you, getting his face close to yours to tease you.
âGood job, you remembered how to keep your grip on the sword.â He said with mock celebration. You gritted your teeth, determined to keep your footing. He glanced at your lips where your teeth were worrying your lower lip; A habit he noticed when you were focused or nervous.
âIâve been taught well, Archer.â You shot back, as suave as you could manage under the conditions. He threw you back so he could reset his stance.
âWeâll see about that, IbinĂȘ,â he said, flustering you again with that mischievous grin as his native language easily rolled off his tongue.
You charged at him, and your blades collided with a loud metallic clang. Your sudden advance surprised him, he backed up a few steps. Cheers came from your audience.
âIbinĂȘ?â You strained while your blades met again in a brute force pressing match. âWhat does that mean?â
Kili shoved you back and swiftly turned around, a trick he hadnât yet revealed in your spar. He abandoned his blade somewhere off to the side and spun around again but crouched in his movement so he could swipe your legs from beneath you. You fell to the ground with a muted thud, your weapon knocked from your grasp. Kili scrambled to straddle your hips, pinning down your legs with his and your wrists above your head. You tried to fight against him, but his strength and weight are much greater than yours.
He panted above you, smiling like a cat who got the canary, âIf only it were you straddling me,â he whispered under his breath and winked at you discreetly. Your chest was heaving, making your breasts ebb and flow with the rhythm. The erotic tension was palpable between you.
âWe have a victor!â someone said from the sidelines to break your daze. Kili blushed and stood and helped you from the ground. Your audience clapped a little then dispersed to the camp a few feet away.
You leisurely walked away from the encampment along the edge of the forest to catch your breath. The extra sway in your hips and a casual glance over your shoulder enticed Kili to follow you. He walked beside you. You looked up at him delighted he got the hint and followed you. He leaned over to say in a voice that was deeper than normal, âIbinĂȘ means my gem.â His words took a moment to register, a delayed blush colored your chest and neck.
He bit his lip as a thought played behind his eyes. Growing bold from the adrenaline still in his veins, he wrapped his hand around yours. He picked up speed till he was running with you trailing behind. He took you far from the others. The sun was setting, painting the sky in those vivid colors that only dusk and dawn brought.
Kili slowed to a stop and used his grip on your hand to bring you in front of him. He took a step into your personal space.
âLabathmizi means I adore you.â He gingerly placed his hand on your cheek like he was handling the thinnest, most precious glass in the world. You were blushing profusely, your gaze danced from his eyes to his lips. âAbnĂąmulzi means you are beautiful.â He pecked his lips against yours for a moment then backed you against a tree and pinned you against it with his strong hand on your hip. The prolonged eye contact was making you pant. His voice was low and rough with arousal, âAzralizi du-nĂąmrul, IbinĂȘâŠâ His head ducked down so his lips brushed against yours. ââŠmeans I want to fuck you, my gem.â He pressed his lips to yours in a kiss that surpassed any expectation you had. You lifted your leg over his hip, his hand went from your hip to your thigh, an encouraging movement, and it felt like it was searing into your cloth covered skin. It slid up to your ass cheek and urged you to grind against him. Your hand was on his bare shoulder and the other tangled in his hair, scratching and pulling lightly on the soft brown tresses at the nap of his neck. You whimpered as his hardening member pressed against your soaking core. Kili met your movements, making himself hiss at the delicious friction you were both craving.
When you broke the kiss for air as lust flooded your mind and loins, âThatâs really hotâ was all you could manage.
You were becoming addicted to his kiss. The way his thumb would glide against your cheek and the soft, barely there little whimpers he was making as you deepened the kiss were driving you mad with need. His tongue won its fight against yours when he gyrated his hips perfectly to grind into you, causing a moan to bubble from you. When he broke away, he looked at you, panting.
He suddenly went silent and perfectly still. His eyebrows pinched in a sudden focused confusion as he looked past the tree you were pinned to. This immediately concerned you.
You opened your mouth to ask if he was ok, but he put his finger to his lips to silence you. He closed his eyes and turned his head to focus on something; dwarfs and their connection to the environment around them still confused you.
His eyes shot open in a panic, and he tore himself away from you so he could pick you up bridal style.
You clung to him as he broke out in a sprint back to camp, âA pack of orcâs are coming.â Â
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#kili x reader#Reader-Insert#Slow Burn#Modern Character in Middle Earth#During The Hobbit#How Do I Tag#Canon-Typical Violence#KĂli Is a Little Shit (Tolkien)#implied soulmates#Dwarf Culture & Customs#Freeform#Holding Hands#light smut#it's really just a brief description nothing too detailed#Cuddling & Snuggling#Sleepy Cuddles#Protective Thorin Oakenshield Company Members#Dwalin & Thorin Oakenshield Friendship#Fluff and Humor#Domestic Fluff#Tooth-Rotting Fluff#Where In Middle-Earth Is Gandalf?#Hair Braiding#Dwarf Courting#My First Tumblr Fic#Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies#FĂli & KĂli & Thorin Live#Thorin Oakenshield Lives#FĂli Lives (Tolkien)#KĂli Lives (Tolkien)
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The company, silly edition
#the hobbit#the company of thorin oakenshield#lotr dwarves#fili#killi#gloin#oin#dwalin#balin#dori#nori#ori#bombur#bofur#bifur#thorin#and bilbo#because he live with them now#he did
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The full concept
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lazy mornings
you can get a print here!
#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#thilbo#everyone lives au#lotr#tolkien#fanart#my art#verkomy#verkomy 2023#procreate
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aww little guys i sure hope one doesnt die
#bagginshield#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#the hobbit#thorin x bilbo#Listeeeeen listen to me. They made out and thprin made bilbo consort and theh lived happily ever afger.#fanart#yaoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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iâve seen gimleaf fics where they each try to find out how to court by the otherâs traditions. and i love those, so i think they ought to be taken a step further. and i think the way to do that would be, naturally, to make bagginshield real. allow me to explain why. ahem. after the ring is destroyed, girlfailure legolas spends two weeks poring over The Ancient Texts and stressing because his one (1) friend who WOULD help him (thatâs aragorn) knows jack shit about dwarves beyond the surface (no pun intended) (well gandalf knows things but gandalf is a bitch) (he would just smile at legolas knowingly and wish him good luck instead of giving him answers).
so alas, girlfailure âshit tier ass elfâ legolas is left to like, idk, sulk or something in the garden he starts at the Bestie Residence in minas tirith. and after like 2 days samâs had enough heâs like âdude your vibes are upsetting the plants.â and legolas is like âmy bad bro. it just seems i know nothing about dwarves which i probably shouldâve thought about before, by elf standards, getting hitched in vegas.â and sam is like âoh dwarves? just ask mister frodo ^_^ he knows tons about dwarves!â and legolas is like âwhat the shit? him in particular? why does he anything about dwarves?â and sam leans in reaaaalllllll close and whispers behind his hand, âwell you see mister elf, mister legolas, sir, thereâs always been a very healthy amount of rumors that go around in the shire about mister frodoâs uncle, mister bilbo, and the letters he used to exchange with a certain king under the mountain.â and legolas, who was THERE, is like
#WOAH THIS ENDED UP A NOVEL#girlfailure shit tier ass elf legolas i love you#society if thorin lived and frodo was a regular visitor to erebor#society if gimli was captain of the frodo defense squad#because ââwell you see his uncle helped my dad reclaim my kingdom so iâm basically in his debt foreverââ#gimleafposting#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr#legolas#gimli#samwise gamgee#frodo baggins#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#gimleaf#gigolas#tolkien#coveredinsunposting
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thorin fucked that hobbit on the road to erebor broke back mountain style and then died saying âu were such a good FRIEND bilboâ. what an ATROCIOUS situationship my god
#bagginshield#lotr#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thilbo#if you say it thilbo ur kinda wack but thatâs ok#bagginshield is just better in the universe where thorin lives
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#inhuman noises!!!! i love them so goddamn much#everyone lives au#bagginshield#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#the hobbit#it was fun to draw#only cried like 3 times
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Something I need the fix it AU writers who use Frodo as Bagginsgields child to focus more on:
Gimli meeting a hobbit that looks strangely like Thorin Oakenshield but has the last name Baggins before connecting the dots:
#bilbo baggins#the hobbit bilbo#the hobbit thorin#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#thorins company#bilbo x thorin#bilbo and frodo#frodo baggins#parentshield#thorin lives au#thorin durin#thorin and frodo#king thorin#gimli#gimli was like: now hold on secondâŠ. I may not be the sharpest rock in the moutian but somethingâs going on there#Legolas#Legolas knew the whole time too#Legolas is just like: relax cause this ainât our business pal#Gandalf knew the whole time#Thorin finds out and turns into a mess#yes this is auâs where Bilbo isnât as old and Frodo is only like 17#I donât care#let me be delulu#Iâm happier in delulu state#Thorin and the company go into panic mode#Bilbo just thinks his husband is dead the whole time but still slaps him when he sees him again cause Bilbo is just that queen#and Thorin accepts it cause he knows he deserves it for trying to throw his hobbit off the rampart#Thorinâs just like: yeah. thatâs fair.#and Bilbo cries. and goes on a rant. cause heâs Bilbo mother freaking Baggins and he will if he wants to
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Uncle Thorin headcanons nobody can dissuade me from, part 2: young uncle Thorin
(part 1), (Dwalin)
during DĂs' pregnancies he acts like a rock for her and her nervous husband, while he is secretly terrified when she goes into labour
he weeps the first time he gets to hold his nephews (and the 10 times afterwards)
he handles FĂli like a bomb in the beginning, because he is scared of accidently dropping or hurting him
after FĂli is weaned and KĂli is born, DĂs and her husband have a hard time, since KĂli is a very restless baby. To give them some more breathing room, little FĂli spends the next few years in a sling tied around Thorin's chest and accompanies him everywhere. Thorin is more than a little sad, when this time ends, but fortunately soon KĂli is weaned and then Thorin gets to carry him around everywhere
he gives them cute nicknames. FĂli is his jewel and KĂli his gem.
he goes into crisis mode whenever one of the lads coughs more than once (fortunately Ăin is very patient)
when FĂli and KĂli are small, they often climb into his bed at night, for example when they are cold or scared. It usually ends with Thorin waking up with at least one of KĂli's feet in his face or an elbow in his gut
he cuddles the two all the time and after little Gimli is born, he gets the same treatment
whenever all of them get together, Thorin usually ends up with three Dwarflings on his lap. (he found a way to stack them. DĂs doesn't know what to think about that)
the only reason FĂli and KĂli don't call him adad is the fact, that Thorin would never claim that title out of respect for his late brother-in-law
when they are all of a sudden grown-ups, he sorely misses the time when they were small enough to sit on his knee or come running for a hug
he has a box hidden under his bed with his nephews' old things. He gets a little misty-eyed whenever he looks at their tiny baby boots. (one time he shows them to Dwalin, which ends with both of them sobbing. They don't speak of this afternoon)
he is in general a lot more affectionate and caring with them than on the quest, which is one of the reasons FĂli and KĂli are disturbed by his behaviour starting in mirkwood
#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#thorin#uncle thorin#fili#kili#fili and kili#dwalin#gimli#i think a lot of people have the headcanon that their father died when they were very young (so do i)#i like to picture that they all live together#he's a big old softie#he loves them very much and usually shows it (if he isn't on a quest of life and death)#he is also usually less harsh than on the quest#and probably the best uncle one can ask for#it's kinda sad in my opinion that a lot of fics leave out his relationship to his nephews#headcanons#my stuff
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Along for The Ride - Part 1
Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
Summary: Transported to Middle Earth, you must Join Thorin Oakenshield's Company as they travel to reclaim Erebor! OR: My take on the classic 'modern girl in Middle Earth' troupe. With this first installment, we are following the first movie of The Hobbit trilogy, and falling in love with Kili on the way! Slow burn with this one y'all, nothing spicy till the next work I'm afraid.
Tags: Kili / Reader, Reader-Insert, Slow Burn, Modern Character in Middle Earth, During The Hobbit, How Do I Tag, Canon-Typical Violence, KĂli Is a Little Shit (Tolkien), wrote this while I had covid, in like 4 days lol, implied soulmates, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Freeform, Holding Hands, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Protective Thorin Oakenshield Company Members, Dwalin & Thorin Oakenshield Friendship, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Where In Middle-Earth Is Gandalf?, Hair Braiding, Dwarf Courting, My First Tumblr Fic, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, FĂli & KĂli & Thorin Live, Thorin Oakenshield Lives, FĂli Lives (Tolkien), KĂli Lives (Tolkien)
Word Count: 6,292
A/N: I was utterly appalled by the lack of Kili writers on here and Ao3. Y'all who write for Kili, I've been eating your crumbs like it's the shit (cause it is) for weeks, but one can't be sustained on crumbs alone so I've prepared a feast!! This is the first fic I've ever wanted to post, please be gentle. Comments, Likes, and Reblogs are loved and treasured!!
Tagging the amazing Kili writers I've been living off of for the past few weeks and who have inspired me so they might share in the feast as well lol go check out their stuff too: @mikathemonster, @cowboybeepboop, @littleenglishfangirl, @ethereal-inquisitor, @sweetpeakili
Photo credit: @immawriteyouthings
Divider credit: @cafekitsune
You were having one of those days that made you want to run away from everything. Instead, you walked on the golf course behind your house after hours; no phone, no umbrella, no bag this time, just you. You had what you could fit from your hands in your jean pockets as you walked the grassy field. Something twinkled and caught your eye on the far side of the fairway, there was a sparkle in the ferns. You walked over and began looking through the underbrush. Your hand grazed a smooth stick with a mangled end that encased a gem. You picked it up hoping for a better look but were transported to another world instead!
You appeared in the new world holding the staff. You were standing beside an older fellow with a pointy hat and long grey beard. You looked around and saw many other gruff, burly-looking men sitting in an encampment. They looked as confused as you. You did the only thing you could think of doing at that moment.
You turned around and took off running as fast as you could.
The wizard whose staff you were running away with asked the younger dwarves in his company to fetch you for him. They ran after you as quick as the wind. You dodged trees and hurdled bushes, making an all-around great effort. You were slowing down though. You stopped for a moment to catch your breath and plan. A twig snapped in the distance; quick footsteps closed in on you. You took off again. You needed a place to hide, a moment to think for God's sake. You were afforded no such luxuries. They were gaining, you were tiring. In your drained haste, you tripped on a bush which sent you stumbling and struggling to regain your footing given your momentum. You finally fell and scampered to take cover behind the roots of a great tree. Their footfalls grew slower and drew nearer. They were so close you could hear their words now.
ââŠSheâs hiding, Fili,â one said much closer than you expected them to be.
You tried your best to steady your breathing. Your heartbeat was so loud you knew they could hear it.
âStop scaring her Kili,â The other chastised. âYou know sheâs got to be scared half to deathâ. He walked past you, studying the ground. The other came up the other side of the tree doing the same.
You gripped the staff preparing yourself to be found. They turned in unison following the same tracks and looked up at you simultaneously. They were both panting but not as hard as you. Fili, the elder and more experienced of the two knelt where he stood a few yards from your curled trembling form.
âMy name is Filiâ He put his hand on his chest and motioned to the man next to him, âThis is my brother Kili. We mean no harm to you.â He kept his distance and showed his empty hands. You stayed firmly pressed against the tree trunk, your chest heaving rapidly and your eyes as large as saucers. They could have tackled you, beaten you, or done any number of terrible violating things, but they kept their distance and spoke softly.
âWhatâs your name?â Kili asked, with a charming smile as he crouched beside his brother.
âY/N,â you said in a shaky freaked-out tone.
âY/N, thatâs our friend wizardâs staff,â Fili said, âIf anyone can figure out how you got here, he can.â
âBut you gotta come back to camp with us,â Kili said reaching out his hand as a peace offering. So many horrible things could happen to you in the wild of this new world, but even more on top of that could if you didnât go with them.
âHow can I trust you?â You asked them. They looked at each other.
âHow can we trust you?â Kili threw back at you with a suspicious look and recoiled his hand.
âToucheâ you nodded returning his look.
âSeems we are at an impasse then,â Fili huffed at his brother, âYou want to get home, and our wizard can do that. The only way that can happen is if you come with us back to our camp. We can only offer you our word and promise on our honor as dwarven princes that you will not be harmed by any in our company.â
You thought for a moment and nibbled at your lip, âYou promise?â you looked up at Kili this time.
Kili looked you deep in the eyes, and very seriously said: âNo harm will ever come to you, on my honor as a prince.â
You nodded at this, âVery wellâ, and tried to stand up but were stuck against the tree. The 2 men easily lifted you back to your feet. You followed them back to the camp.
You tried your best to hide behind Kili as you approached the wizard smoking a pipe. You peeked from around his shoulder at the other men in the camp. They were looking at you.
âPlease sit, my dear,â The wizard said to you, motioning to the rest of the long log beside him âWe have much to discuss.â
Your legs wouldnât move you from behind the dwarf. You were still quite afraid.
âShe seems to have taken a liking to you Kili,â the wizard said to him. The rest of the company let out a soft chuckle of agreement. You couldnât see it from your angle, but Kili smiled and nodded.
âSit down child, we arenât going to hurt you,â One of the dwarves sitting across the fire said. You took a deep breath to gather your courage. One false move by any of the others would have you bolting again.
You moved from behind Kili and sat beside the wizard still clutching the staff.
âMay I take that from you?â the wizard politely asked. You handed it to him. He explained how this type of thing had happened to a couple of his wizard friends before, but he didnât know the remedy or spell to undo it or how to prevent it from happening again. You sat quietly listening and nodding. He explained to you and the rest of the company that he was leaving to travel to his friend and inquire about your predicament. In the meantime, he convinced the company and its leader, Thorin you came to know, to keep you in the company as an innocent bystander to help around the camp and whatnot till Gandalf (the wizard) could figure out what to do with you. Gandalf gave you a small sack of coins, instructing you to get a bag, a bedroll, clothes, and any other necessities youâll need at the next town.
As the fire died down so did the company. They got out their bedrolls and sleeping gear like a synchronized unit and as quickly as they started, they were all asleep snoring softly. Kili had first watch and was sitting on the ground next to you leaning against the log you were on. You slid onto the ground next to him curled with your knees to your chest. He looked over at you. You looked over at him.
âI donât know what to do now,â you said not hiding the waver in your voice very well, âIâm so scared.â You couldnât hold back the tears anymore. You cried into your hands as quietly as possible, so you didnât disturb and anger the others. If you had looked at Kili, you would have seen him in a slight panic and at a loss for what to do, he didnât know how to console crying women. You sobbed into your hands knowing you just needed to let it all out then youâd be fine. Kili looked at the fire and put his hand on your back. Physical contact of any kind back home was next to nonexistent, it felt nice to know he was trying his best to comfort you. After a few minutes of uncontrollable sobbing and hiccups wracking through you, you began calming down. When you were able to breathe properly, you wiped your face even though tears kept falling. You sniffled and rested your chin on your knees letting the tears fall silently now.
âDo you feel better?â Kili guessed in a soft tone and rubbed his hand on your back.
You nodded at him, âYesâ You took a deep breath and wiped the tears from your eyes as best you could, âThank youâ You looked at him and smiled a little. He smiled and nodded too, still concerned but returned his hand to his lap. You sniffled and looked at the fire.
âReally though I donât know what Iâm doing,â you said. âIâve never been camping before,â you paused to think. âI donât know how to fight or use a sword or make a fire or hunt or-orââ You were working yourself up and starting to cry again. Kili cut you off before you could start sobbing hysterically again.
âWOAH! Woah!!â alarmed, he put his hand on your back again, âItâs ok. Calm down.â he said harshly, âTake a deep breath, that seemed to help last time,â He mumbled the last part under his breath. That made you smile despite yourself.
âYou donât know how to console someone, do you?â You took a deep breath and wiped your eyes. He shook his head and took his hand from you. âSeems weâre both out of our depth then,â you said making the mood a bit lighter.
âIn my defense, I was raised in a pack of manly men,â He smiled fondly âItâs a wonder my mother got through to me at all.â
âSo, you do have a mother,â you said, making him look at you quizzically âI assumed you were raised by wolves,â You shrugged. He laughed and you couldnât help but smile.
âYouâre not completely wrong about that,â He smiled, looking over at the men across the fire. There was a momentary silence. âWeâll teach you those things, how to fight, how to make a fire, all that,â He looked over at you, âI mean who knows how long Gandalf will be, and youâd have to be pretty stupid not to pick up a thing or two even from this bunch.â You smiled and nodded; this calmed your nerves a little. A moment of silence fell between you again.
âIs it ok if I stay up with you?â you innocently asked, âIâm not very tired.â
âSure,â he said casually, âMay I ask about your life back in your world?â
âOK,â You nodded.
âWhat do you do?â he asked, you gave him a weird look. âLike for a living, how do you make money, how do you spend your days?â
âIâm a student at university at the moment.â He looked at you confused this time. âI spend my days studying at a desk, itâs boring and dullâ You quickly summed up.
âOoohh,â He said, âNo wonder you couldnât run for shit,â He laughed.
You scoffed, âSo rude,â You huffed, failing to hide your smile. He was glad you were cheering up a bit.
âIf itâs so boring and dull, why donât you do something else?â He asked, naive to your world and its ways.
âItâsâŠcomplicatedâ you sighed âI have to study to do what I want to do for work even though I donât want to work or study or do any of that, but I have to make money somehow because I need money to do stuff and buy things because the world I live in is shitty that way and itâs so frustrating sometimes,â you gritted your teeth to make your point.
âWell, what do you want to do then?â he asked, trying to understand your strange world.
âSit on the beach,â You said without hesitation ââŠListen to the wavesâŠsleep on a blanket in the sun,â you sighed wistfully. âDie happy and rich.â
âThat does sound niceâ He agreed âIâve never seen a tropical ocean before, the seas near the Blue Mountains are all frozen over.â
âSurely thereâs a beach somewhere in this world,â You refused to believe the universe sent you to a world without a beach.
âThere is! Iâve heard stories of Southern Gondor, where the sun makes the sand hotter than forges, and the water falls over the horizon in every direction.â
âThat sounds like the beaches from back home,â You felt a little bad for him. Youâd been practically raised at the beach because it was the only free thing to do in your hometown.
âMay I ask a question?â you asked this time.
âOf course,â He shifted to lean against the log and face you.
âWhat are you guys doing?â you gestured to the camp around you.
âWe are on a quest!â He said proudly, âA quest to take back our ancestral home from the dread dragon Smaug,â he said in a sinister voice. He explained about Erebor and the dragon and Thorin to catch you up. You listened, nodded, and took it all in, asking questions and giggling at his jokes. He was a decent storyteller.
âAnd Iâm just along for the ride I guess,â you said deflated about your role in all this.
âIf itâs any consolation, youâre quite good company,â He indulged; Kili always got so lonely on watch.
âYay!â you said over a yawn, âIâd hate to bore any of you,â you replied, genuinely fearing your stories may never measure up to theirs. You leaned over and laid on the soft grass, curled in a ball with your arm as a pillow. You tried not to shiver from the cool evening breeze. You heard some shuffling of fabric, and then a blanket fluttered on top of you. You looked at Kili who smiled and said: âIâm quite the furnace at night, Iâll be fine without it,â he reassured.
âThank you,â you said over another yawn. You didnât expect to fall asleep but the next thing you knew it was early morning and you were awoken by the clanging of pots and spoons. You sat up and looked around to get your bearings.
âStill in the same strange worldâ you thought not fully awake. Kili appeared, greeted you good morning, and handed you a bowl of white goo he called porridge. You thanked him and ate your breakfast in silence like the rest of the company. While the men packed up the camp you were tasked with washing the dishes in a nearby stream. You were struck by the beauty of the incredible woods around you even in the dim morning light. You returned to camp and put the dishes in their bag, which was taken by one of your new companions. You felt out of place without a task among everyone who knew what to do. Balin saw you standing in the middle of the camp looking lost. He asked Thorin what they were to do about their lack of an extra pony for you. They decided you could ride with Kili seeing as he was the lightest (next to Bilbo) and his pony could take the weight and because you seemed the most comfortable with him. The old dwarf with a white-grey beard curled up at the ends approached you with as much of a nonthreatening air as he could muster.
âGood morning, my dear!â He greeted you with a chipper smile. âMy name is Balinâ
âGood morning,â you replied. âI don't quite know what Iâm to be doing,â you said sheepishly.
âThatâs ok lass, itâll come with time,â he reassured, âFor now, youâll ride with Kili so you can see if he needs help getting ready.â
âOk,â You nodded and started walking in Kiliâs direction. You stopped in front of his pony and petted its nose and down its neck. âIâve been told that Iâm to ride with you,â you said timidly looking at him adjust his saddle. Kili looked at you and nodded.
âIâll be happy to have a lovely conversation againâ He smiled and looked back at his saddle, making the final arrangements.
He turned to you and said, âIâll give you a leg up,â And jabbed a thumb at his pony. You nodded and approached the animal. You put your hands on the ponies back and bent your leg waiting for him to help. He leaned forward so he could whisper in your ear: âWrong legâ. You blushed quite profusely at that and switched legs. He heaved you with such strength he nearly threw you over the other side of the pony. You made yourself comfortable behind the saddle before he hooked his foot in the stirrup and carefully mounted so he didnât knock you off.
âYou ok?â he asked over his shoulder.
âYep!â you smiled. He nodded. You were excited to see new lands even though you feared what they harbored.
âIf you need to hold on to me when we get going you can,â he said, making you both blush despite yourselves.
A few moments later Thorin called out: âCompany ready?â in a deep booming voice, âAye!â They all replied in unison. âCompany, move out!â He bellowed and urged his pony forward. The rest followed behind him one by one. When your animal lurched forward you grabbed Kili's waist for dear life. The company was silent till they got to the end of the forest. You had your cheek pressed against Kiliâs shoulder and your chest against his back. The fur of his coat was very soft against your face as you turned your head to look over his other shoulder. You yawned but didnât realize you did it right next to his ear and breathed down his neck. He determinedly kept his eyes on the pony ahead of him to keep the blush rising in his chest at bay.
âYou can take a nap if you need to,â he said over his shoulder in a soft voice for only you to hear.
âThat sounds like a good idea,â You yawned again. You buried your face in the soft spare fabric of the hood on his back and cuddled closer to him to rest your head on his shoulder. You closed your eyes and sleep swiftly took you. He knew this because he could feel your breathing slow on the back of his neck. He was happy you could sleep and couldnât help his smile. You shifted now and then, turning your head one way then a while later turning it the other. Kili tried not to talk or move too much in fear of waking your delicate slumber. By midday, you felt very well rested. You took a deep breath and released your grasp on Kili to stretch your arms above your head, arching your back to wake yourself up. You quickly slipped your arms around him again, so you didnât fall.
âGood morning!â He chirped, âWell afternoon really,â he corrected with a smile, âSleep well?â
âMhm,â You hummed against his shoulder âI havenât slept that well in a long time,â you said thinking back on the restless weeks before your arrival in Middle Earth.
âGood,â He nodded. âHappy I could be of service.â
âYes, you make quite the comfortable bed,â you replied.
An easy silence settled between you for a while. You contentedly watched the landscape pass by while he kept the pony on the path.
âWhatâs a good weapon for a beginner?â You asked knowing you needed to start wrapping your head around the fact that you could be stuck here forever and needed to protect yourself. He thought about that for a few moments.
âIâd have to say a bow,â He shrugged, âI donât know honestly, lemme ask Fili,â he kicked up his pony to walk faster to be next to his brother. âWhat is the best weapon for a beginner?â He asked him. Fili glanced at you and thought for a moment.
âHmm I think a sword would be easiest,â He replied, contradicting his brother.
âA sword?!â Kili said incredulously âNo thatâs one of the harder ones,â He swatted his hand as if to swipe the words from the air.
Fili scoffed âFor you maybe,â he said barely keeping his teasing smile under control âBut not to the rest of us, my weapon-challenged brother.â That made you giggle. Kili huffed and pulled his horse back, so he wasnât beside his brother anymore.
âAre you that bad with a sword?â you asked, trying not to laugh too much.
âNo!â he exclaimed, âIâm just better with a bow and arrows,â he pouted.
âAwe heâs so cute when he poutsâ Your thought took you by surprise.
âPerhaps you can teach me, Archer,â Your voice was lower than you intended, making you both blush. Your breath ghosted over his ear making him shiver just a little. He turned his head to look at you over his shoulder, his face so close to yours. He looked at your lips then deep into your eyes holding eye contact.
âMaybe I will,â he said in a deep gruff whisper that made you gasp and goosebumps rush over your skin. He turned back and smiled; proud he could get a rise out of you. You huffed and distanced yourself from him by leaning back, needing the space to calm down.
As night drew closer, Thorin led the company to the edge of a forest and found a shallow cave, more like a cliff overhang to make camp for the night. He told Fili and Kili to take care of the ponies and Oin and Gloin to make the fire. After the meals had been handed out Thorin told you to take Fili and Kili a bowl. You walked through the forest and found them looking at a downed tree in panicked awe.
âSomething took 4 of the ponies,â Fili said to you, hoping youâd have the answer to their predicament.
âYes, andâŠâ you nodded at them trying not to panic yourself âWhat are you going to do about it since itâs your problem?â
The brothers decided to see what took the ponies and if they could handle it themselves, no need to worry Thorin, right? You followed them as they tracked the pony-nappers. Kili hid behind a tree and peeked around, you hid behind him and peeked over his shoulder. 3 large trolls were something to worry about, and a sight that made that dreadful feeling drop from your chest into your stomach. Your grip on Kiliâs coat tightened.
He turned to you and said in barely a whisper, âGo back to camp and tell Thorinâ.
Fili was immediately against it, huffing and puffing from behind his tree. Kili shrugged and motioned with hands as if to say, âWhat else would you have us do?!â Fili huffed again and snuck around the tree. He tried to cut the rope fence with his sword, but he took too long. The trolls caught him. They were deciding ways to eat him when Kili looked at you in alarm and told you to go back to camp. You ran as fast as you could.
âPonies! Big grey troll things took the ponies!â You said out of breath pointing the way you just came âFiliâŠinâŠdangerâ. Thorin cursed in dwarfish and rallied the company. Balin told you to keep your distance, so you didnât get caught in the fight.
The dwarves fought bravely but were captured. Bilbo bid for more time while you thought of a plan. You heard the trolls complain about daylight coming and that gave you an idea. You saw the trolls had made camp in the shade cast by a large boulder. You wedged a branch under the rock and used the leverage to try to roll it. It was very heavy, and you were not. It took everything in your power to push the branch to roll the boulder down the ditch edge it rested on. The trolls were washed in sunlight, turning them to stone and freeing the company. They cheered when you stepped over the branch and into the clearing. You helped them from their confines and smiled and blushed when they praised your good job.
Back at camp the company gathered their things and discussed what to do now. Fili suddenly hushed the company.
âWarg howls in the distance,â He whispered to Thorin âThey are coming!â
âRUN!â Thorin yelled at the company. Following Thorin everyone started running. You all ran as fast as you could onto a hilly plane sprinkled with trees and boulders. You ran and ran till the Wargs finally caught up. They began to encircle you. The company fought the beasts, taking them down as still more came at them. You went to hide behind the rock formation but fell into it instead. You climbed out as the Wargs were closing in.
âDown here!â you called âThereâs a passage this way!â you slid down to make room for the others. Thorin was the last one, as he slid down a horn was blown near the entrance to the passage.
âI canât see where it leads, do we follow?â One of the dwarves asked.
âYes! We follow!â Thorin barged through the dwarves and led the company through the narrow pass. You all walked for a few minutes, but then Thorin rounded a corner and slowed as he realized where heâd unwittingly led the company. The rest kept walking around him, but Bilbo stopped and said in admiration: âRivendellâ. You stopped as well to take in the view before you. It was the most beautiful thing you had ever seen. A small town on the side of a mountain with water flowing from beneath some of the glittering structures.
As Thorin led the company over a bridge, you grabbed Kiliâs arm to steady yourself as you looked around and took in the ornate statues and architecture of the front steps of a large building. A man much taller than you or the dwarves approached the group.
âWe would like to speak to Lord Elrond,â Thorin said through gritted teeth. He was swallowing his pride for the betterment of the quest, that much was clear through his clenched fists and tense shoulders.
âLord Elrond isnât here,â The elf said regretfully.
âThen where is he?â Thorinâs patience was growing thin. A horn was sounded on the other side of the bridge youâd just crossed. Everyone turned to see a group of horses galloping towards them. The dwarves began shouting in dwarfish and closing ranks with their weapons ready for battle. You were pushed into the very center of the circle as tall horses and riders circled you. They stopped suddenly and the one on a black horse dismounted.
âMy Lord Elrond,â The elf who first approached you said with a bow.
âLindirâ Elrond bowed his head at him then turned to the leader of your group, âWelcome Thorin son of Thrain,â He looked over the dwarf âYou have your grandfather's bearings.â
âIâm afraid I know you only from the stories my grandfather told me,â Thorin was doing his best to be polite. (You were later informed that the stories were mostly about him being a ninny.)
âIâd like to offer you and your company a taste of our elfish hospitality,â Elrond said with a warm smile.
âDoes that mean weâll eat?!â Bombur called from the back. The company chuckled at him.
âYes Bombur, that means weâll eatâ Dori replied. The company cheered at the prospect of a full belly and a warm hearth.
Not long after, you were sat next to Bilbo and Kili at a large table. The salad appetizers were very good despite the dwarves not liking green food very much. You giggled at their jokes about how bad the music was or how they wanted chips and meat. Thorin was sat at another table across from Elrond discussing something you couldnât hear, but you could tell it pained Thorin to be in the other man's presence.
You turned to Kili beside you. âThorin looks constipated,â you said in a low voice barely containing your laughter âHe canât even pretend to be enjoying thisâ. Kili looked over at his uncle and laughed with you.
When the meals were served there was boisterous laughter and general dwarfish shenanigans, the usual at any merry dwarfish gathering. Bilbo looked like he was having PTSD from when they were doing the same at his house at the beginning of the quest. At the end of the meal, Thorin and Balin disappeared with Elrond to discuss a map. You asked Kili if he would escort you to the markets with as much innocent girlish need as you could muster to solidify your security. He agreed and walked with you through the corridors and to the market. He helped you get a fair price on a bag, a blanket, and a bedroll. The next thing you needed was clothes to blend in.
âWhat do the women around here wear exactly?â You asked him. He shrugged.
âIt depends, I guessâ He had his hands shoved in his pockets as he followed you around the clothing stalls like a puppy.
âGee, thatâs a big help.â You teased.
After some more wandering you found a stall selling clothes that looked your size. You purchased a dark blue form-fitting tunic that stopped above your knees and had slits on the sides that went up to your hips. It paired very nicely with the brown pants and brown coat with dark blue highlights you bought as well. Kili helped barter with the merchants since you didnât know the fair price of things here. In another section of the market, you bought spools of black, blue, and pink thread. You put your belongings in your new bag.
âAre we done?â Kili asked, sounding slightly annoyed. He was ready to go back to the others and be away from so many elves. You sighed and rolled your eyes playfully and nodded. He led you through the busy crowded markets by holding your hand. You were thankful he was in front of you so he couldnât see your blush. You made it back to the group, who had set up camp in a courtyard garden at the end of a hallway. Just as you arrived two female and two male elves came down the hallway.
One of the males stepped forward, âThe bathhouse is ready for you nowâ he said to the group.
âBath?! We donât need no stinkinâ bath!â Exclaimed a dwarf from behind the fire. The rest heartily agreed, not ready to drop their pants on elvish soil it seemed.
âIâd like a bathâ you timidly said, not wanting to make a fuss but very much wanting to be clean.
âVery good mistress dwarf, if youâll follow us,â one of the female elves said. You were tense as you followed the four elves down the corridor, not sure what you were doing.
âYou best go with her lad,â Dori said to Kili, âYou never know what an elf might try to pull.â He glared at the back of the elves as they walked away. Kili nodded and ran after you.
âY/N!â He called making you and the elves stop.
âOh, change your mind, Kili?â You asked with an innocent smile, happy to have his company.
âYeah, I guess so.â He smiled too.
You were led to a large door that opened into a covered hot spring that flowed over the balcony to create an assumably gorgeous waterfall. Columns lined the outer edge of the room which was split down the middle by a cloth partition. The male elves walked to one side of the divider with Kili in tow, while the females walked to the other. The elves asked that you wash under the heated shower of water off to the side before entering the hot springs. They left you to your own devices.
âIâve never seen anything like this have you?â You asked Kili across the large room.
âNoâ He smiled at the wonder in your voice from seeing new things and making discoveries. He thought it was very cute.
You placed your bag and new clothes on the vanity in the corner. You undressed and stepped under the warm shower. You used the bar of soap you found to wash your hair and body. It was the best-smelling soap youâd ever had the pleasure of experiencing.
âHey, Kee?â You hollered.
âYeah?â He yelled back.
âDo you plan on keeping your soap?â
âNoâŠWhy?â
âIâll take it then. Iâll need extra anyway,â And you were so happy you did. That soap made your hair silky smooth and stronger than ever. You rinsed the suds away then stepped into the hot springs.
It felt luxurious. You couldnât help but moan a little as the heat pulled every knot and tense muscle from you. Relaxed, you floated in the steamy water.
âYou still there Kili?â you asked suddenly nervous heâd left you.
âYeah, Iâm hereâ He replied, âWe shouldnât take too much longer though, Thorin could be back any minute and who knows what kind of a mood heâll be in.â
That made you enjoy the bath a little faster. Not long after you began drying off and getting dressed. You took the hairbrush and beads and other miscellaneous hair trinkets that were on the vanity. You looked in the mirror at your new outfit. It fit as you thought, though a little snugger in some places than others, hugging your curves to allow for movement yet still baggy for breathability and insulation. Overall, a nice ensemble.
âReady Y/N?â Kili asked from across the partition.
âYeah, you can come over, Iâm just packing my things.â You replied, folding your old clothes, and putting them in your bag with the rest of your things.
âHereâs the soapâ He handed it to you.
âThanks!â You smiled at him; you simply wrote his flushed cheeks off to the hot water. When you stood, he was able to get a much better look at you in your new clothes.
âA perfect fit I seeâ He smiled, looking you up and down. He couldnât help but imagine what youâd look like wearing nothing but his tunic. A line of thought he blushed at and quickly willed away.
âDoes it look alright? I donât know how itâs supposed to fitâ You fussed with the hems and the folds trying to make them lay better. He grabbed your hand to make you stop fidgeting.
âYou look great,â he said with a genuine smile. You smiled and nodded your appreciation.
You walked back to camp, making moneyless bets on what mood Thorin would be in when he returned.
As you approached Fili saw you in your new outfit and said, âWell look at thisâŠâ Making the rest of the company look at you too, âOur wee lass looks like a bona fide middle earther now!â They cheered at your near-complete indoctrination.
âNow she just needs to learn how to fight like one.â Bofur quipped from beside the fire.
âThen I wouldnât need any of you to protect me!â You put the back of your hand to your forehead feigning a damsel in distress, making the company laugh. You sat on the ground beside the long chair Kili was now examining his weapons in and leaned against it. You held out a stone fish figurine to him.
âAs a thank you for helping meâ you cleared your throat ââŠAnd for being my friend.â You couldnât meet his eyes, but you knew he was smiling a little around his reed pipe. He took it from your open hands. You know it wasnât much but itâs all you could offer.
âMaybe one day you can return it to the ocean,â you said, referring to your previous conversation.
âMaybe I will,â he smiled down at you with genuine fondness.
âBombur!â Bofur called before throwing a sausage to his cousin. The table, which took skilled elfin craftsman months, even years to craft and carve out of solid wood, collapsed under the massive weight of Bombur. Everyone erupted in laughter, it was nice to be part of the group and share in the merriment.
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Thorin stopped Balin on their way back to the camp, âWe should leave her here,â He said, âShe is a liability.â
Balin had a terrible sinking feeling in his round tummy when he thought of splitting you up.
âSo what if she is, Thorin?â Balin said near pleading. âHave you ever seen your nephew that happy or open with a girl that quick before? Iâve never seen the lad so engaged in a conversation that didnât have to do with weapons before last night. So what if she dies on our quest, at least we gave them a chance to happen, and if fate finds their pairing favorable it will all work out!â Balin was desperate to keep you and the young prince together if only to keep the sinking feeling at bay.
Thorin huffed, âVery well, but her blood is not on my hands,â He walked away and into the camp.
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Thorin and Balin returned, and the tone became slightly more seriousâslightly. The company settled and laid their bedrolls in the grassy parts of the garden. You laid yours out as well and prepped for sleep by removing your shoes and coat. The night was warm enough that your blanket would suffice. You looked up at the stars wondering if any of the constellations were the same as back home. You cuddled your coat to your chest relishing the feel of the soft fabric. The low conversation between Fili and Kili, while they sat on watch across the fire, lulled you to sleep.
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#Reader-Insert#Slow Burn#Modern Character in Middle Earth#During The Hobbit#How Do I Tag#Canon-Typical Violence#KĂli Is a Little Shit (Tolkien)#wrote this while I had covid#in like 4 days lol#implied soulmates#Dwarf Culture & Customs#Freeform#Holding Hands#Cuddling & Snuggling#Sleepy Cuddles#Protective Thorin Oakenshield Company Members#Dwalin & Thorin Oakenshield Friendship#Fluff and Humor#Domestic Fluff#Tooth-Rotting Fluff#Where In Middle-Earth Is Gandalf?#Hair Braiding#Dwarf Courting#My First Tumblr Fic#Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies#FĂli & KĂli & Thorin Live#Thorin Oakenshield Lives#FĂli Lives (Tolkien)#KĂli Lives (Tolkien)#kili x reader
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Hi!! I've seen your art on Instagram of Thorin and Frodo and I wanted to tell you that I love it!! đ„șđ„ș
I absolutely adore any Thorin/Frodo content and it's so rare!
Also it's mostly fluff (don't get me wrong I love the reshirement) but sometimes I YEARN for angst
Soooo thank youuu I love your art â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
Thank you so much!! I absolutely agree that we need more Frodo and Thorin content, and i understand really well the yearning for some bittersweet angst!
This is the art from instagram! The idea was if Thorin lived and helped Frodo on his quest to destroy the One ring.
Khuzdul translations:
kurkarukĂȘ: my tiny raven
mizimith: jewel that is young
irak'adad: uncle
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#frodo baggins#bagginshield#thorin lived#uncle thorin and his hobbit nephew#sketchbook spread
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this isn't you full illustration on my patreon!
#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit#bagginshield#thilbo#the one ring#everyone lives au#reshirement#lotr#tolkien#fanart#my art#verkomy#verkomy 2025#patreon
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Iâve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorinâs suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also canât deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc heâs lucky not bc heâs actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like âfuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh godâ#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc heâs just not wired that way and heâs just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isnât just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves donât know shit abt hobbits#and itâs not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either heâs just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesnât have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and heâs just â?? okâ#theyâre both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally itâs fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like âyou ok??â#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so itâs double the entertainment
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Just reread The Hobbit đ© and I stand by my opinion:
đŁ Bilbo would have stayed in Erebor if Thorin didnât die đŁ
#not even in a bagginshield way even tho Iâm a HUGE fan of bagginshield lmao#he would have stayed but he was so grief stricken and it felt like the journey had come to an end#but if thorin lived there would always be another task to do always soemthing else to help rebuild Erebor and what not#Bilbo would have made a new life for himself with the dwarves and would have LOVED it#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield
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